TODAY’S TALK SHOW TOPIC – MOMS WHO HOG THE PLAYGROUND EQUIPMENT

It’s an ugly epidemic sweeping across our nation’s playgrounds – grown women taking to the slides in their Capri leggings – even going down backward!…traversing from one end of the monkey bars to the other – sometimes, gasp!, skipping a rung… climbing the jungle gym as if on the face of El Capitan, strictly maintaining three contact points at all times…launching themselves off the swing to see if they can beat their previous distance…

The nerve of these PLAYGROUND MOMS! Why can’t they just sit on the bench texting or chatting about movies and hairstyles like the rest of us? MUST they be SO active!?

Please.

BE a PLAYGROUND MOM! Own your playground, darn it. Own it for how the exercise can help you and how your role-modeling can inspire the kids and other mommies to do the same.

Wait until we get ‘I’m a Playground Mom – Come Swing With Me’ T-shirts for you and ‘My Mom’s a Swinger’ T-shirts for your kids…

Tune in for tomorrow’s show when the topic is – moms who used to sit on the playground bench texting but now hog the equipment wearing unique t-shirts…